03 February 2009

What to do When a Bat Flies in Your Kitchen:

Step 1: Confirm it is in fact a bat.

Step 2: Freak Out.

Step 3: Open door more.

Step 4: One run for a camera the other grab the broom.

Step 5: Wait like a batter (broom stick) and catcher (camera) for emerging bat.

Step 6: When bat emerges fend off bat with broom stick, duck if you have the camera (take no picture due to fear) and run away.

Step 7: Get over rush of adrenaline.